On Mayonnaise & Sidekicks
I have a friend whose affection for mayonnaise borders on the obsessive. For her, there is almost no food (with the notable exception of granola) that cannot be, as she puts it, “rich-i-fied” by the addition of a sizeable dollop. It goes on absolutely everything—potatoes, meat, fish, pasta, eggs. I have, at varying times, found it curious, quirky, peculiar, disgusting, and downright repellent.